A 28-year-old woman was arrested in Florida after she allegedly drove a golf cart through a standoff between police and an armed teenager, while wearing nothing but her birthday suit.
This has us asking two key questions: How the heck did she end up naked? Who’s golf cart?
Your guess is as good as ours. But, by the look of her mug shot, we’re guessing she may of had one-too-many White Claws or Four Lokos.
Wait! There’s more… after she refused to leave the area, sheriff’s deputies pulled her from the golf cart and handcuffed her. That’s right, they decided to handcuff her while she was still fully nude.
The woman was eventually identified as Jessica Smith, from Boston, which might help explain a few things after all. Crazy Bostonians.