Club Pro Guy’s Open Kimono Book of Swing Thoughts is Finally Here

Some of our favorite CPG’s Swing Thoughts featured in his sure-to-be Dollar Store best seller:

• Thumbs up 7-UP.
• Hold on tight.
• Let it go.
• The club is a snake.
• Left elbow points towards mama’s house.
• My wrist is a bowl of soup.
• You’re giving a high-fve.
• Scratch that itch.
• Turn around a stick up your ass.
• Step on the Coke can.
• To hit a draw, make your elbows see-saw.
• Check the watch. Hold it. Now it’s go time.
• You’re inside a jar of honey.
• Don’t go right, don’t go right, don’t go right… FUCK!

And our personal favorite: Face down, ass up!